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Of course, it's impractical to leave your clothes dryer or dishwasher running the entire day. And driving your baby around the neighbourhood for hours on end for the sole purpose of quelling the symptoms of colic will drive you nuts. So here's what I recommend doing if your baby has colic...

Get yourself a pair of stereo speakers. These speakers should be in a room that's shared with the baby's crib. Place the speakers more than five feet away from the crib, and if it has a volume control, make sure it's set to a comfortable volume. Now, hook the speakers up to a computer, laptop, iPod, iPad, or iPhone. Make sure the device's volume is also at a comfortable setting. It shouldn't be too loud, but it also shouldn't be too quiet that the baby doesn't hear it. The device should be plugged into a power outlet as well, so that you can play white noise audio on it whenever you want — and without having to worry about recharging it. Next, transfer a white noise audio file (such as an MP3 of a waterfall) onto your device. From here on out, whenever your baby experiences colic, lay your baby down into his or her crib, and play the audio file on the device. The white noise recording will flow through the speakers and create a cocoon of soothing sonic frequencies for your baby. Fits of crying should be quelled within only a few seconds, in most cases.

This method of quelling the symptoms of baby colic conserves much more energy and resources when compared to water-hungry alternatives, and your utility bills will be much lower. I often recommend it to new moms and dads.

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    Q: Why do we wake up to loud noises, and cats don't?

    Asked by Joyce


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