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QuietComfort Earbuds™ v2.0 by White Noise MP3s.com — superior comfort and noise isolation without sacrificing audio quality.

Features proprietary design and patented super-comfy ear inserts that pamper the listener with up to 17 hours of non-stop comfortable listening.

These earbuds will enable you to block out all audible distractions and traffic noise when combined with a sound-masking MP3 such as Victoria Falls, Caledonian Squalls, or Air Conditioner Hum.

Wailing sirens and bellowing truck horns can talk to the hand. You can finish your dream of finding the Holy Grail and wake up feeling refreshed and alert. You can get your assignments done on time and with minimal error. You can tie the left earbud and right earbud together to form a lasso which you can use to herd buffalo. (WAIT please don’t do that. These are very delicate.)

QuietComfort Earbuds™ were created after receiving far too much customer feedback about apartment living and noisy tenants. Booming parties, rowdy teenagers, cacophonous television stereos, thin walls, poor management. Most folks not in the know will go out to their local convenience store and purchase a pair of foam or silicone earplugs. Ouch. Foam earplugs hurt after day 3 (if you wear them 8 hours a night). Silicone earplugs get soiled easily and pick up lots of dirt, dust, hair, cornbread crumbs, and pick-up sticks. (Okay, maybe silicone earplugs aren’t actually all that bad. Under the right circumstances, you could efficiently support an ecosystem in your ears. Something I view as a positive thing in light of the worldwide environmental crisis.)

Others go out and buy a pair of clunky headphones. They’re perfect for back sleepers. They break after 6 months if you sleep on your side, and most headphone models cause major neck pain for side sleepers. If you’re a side sleeper and you plan on listening to white noise wearing a pair of headphones during sleep… go ahead and try it, but only if your neck is made of silly putty. (Which would be really cool because you could turn your neck into a sleeping bag and you could just sleep in your neck.)

Then there are those who come to their senses to get themselves some earbuds. Unlike earphones, earbuds sit further into the ear to provide the listener with noise isolation and a richer, bass-heavier listening experience. Bass is good for blocking out rumbling trucks and other bass, like your next-door-neighbor’s obscenely loud TV, the passing car that’s blasting hip-hop music on max volume, and your snoring husband. But when it comes to sleeping, most earbuds are designed to cater to your body’s pain receptors more than anything else — wear a pair of poorly designed earbuds for long enough (usually 4 to 5 days, for 8 hours per day) and you’ll feel the fire. During REM sleep, you will be giving birth to chickens from your ears. Say no to bad dreams!

So that’s where White Noise MP3s.com’s QuietComfort Earbuds™ come in. These earbuds feature thin tips and even thinner ear inserts, designed for maximum comfort for up to 17 hours of non-stop listening. It will feel as if there’s nothing in your ears. Audio quality isn’t sacrificed either, and you can hear ever more detail in your music. Instruments you didn’t know existed will come to life. Rain will sound like rain, and not a thousand sheets of aluminum foil brushed together. Compared to a harsh flat rasping on generic earphones and earbuds, thunder becomes THUNDER, and booms and growls and simultaneously soothes with QuietComfort Earbuds™‘s ample amount of bass response. And when combined with a heavy-hitting sound-masking brown noise MP3 like Victoria Falls, these earbuds provide 7 times the amount of sound attenuation compared to traditional foam and silicone earplugs.

So wait, QuietComfort Earbuds™ are comfortable, block out virtually all external noise when listening to a sound-masking MP3, AND they sound good? They’ve gotta have a weakness, right, you clever rogue? Correct. These earbuds are very delicate and are only meant to be used in the bedroom. QuietComfort Earbuds™ are not waterproof or invincible. Please do not use QuietComfort Earbuds™ outside of the bedroom (i.e. on your commute, at the office, at the gym, etc.) And wear a pair of headphones at the office, because headphones induce far less pain than generic earbuds and earplugs.

If you have only minor issues with noise in your neighborhood (i.e. someone who turns a noisy lawnmower on for 1 hour), do get yourself a pair of foam earplugs. That’s all you need in most cases. QuietComfort Earbuds™ are overkill and you probably won’t need ‘em.

QuietComfort Earbuds™ come with

- 2 small ear inserts
- 2 medium ear inserts
- 2 large ear inserts
- 1 carrying case
- 1 silica gel packet (do not eat, open, or read bedtime stories to silica gel packet)

Choosing your ear insert size

1) Start with the smallest size.
2) Listen to a song that has a considerable amount of bass.
3) If you can’t hear the bass, choose the next larger size.
4) Repeat step 3 until you can hear the song’s bass.
5) If you feel any discomfort whatsoever, choose the next smaller size.
6) This is your ear insert size. Stick with it!

Free shipping

All orders of QuietComfort Earbuds™ come with free shipping and free international shipping.

Free Lifetime Warranty

If for any reason your pair of QuietComfort Earbuds™ stops working or you find that its audio quality has diminished, just mail the earbuds back — your QuietComfort Earbuds™ will be replaced free of charge.

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White Noise MP3s.com Guarantee

If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase of QuietComfort Earbuds™, you will receive a complete refund — no questions asked. Simply mail the earbuds back within 30 days of the purchase date and in the original packaging, and you will be credited the full amount. Link to more information here.