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Air Conditioner Hum
Duration: 65 minutes 15 seconds, Size: 89.6 MB.
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Ah, mankind’s greatest invention.
You love this sound. Love it like you love bacon, a deep, personal love that makes your bones feel good inside.
The soothing white noise hum of the air conditioner – a sound I’m sure you’re familiar with – reminds you of those gentle summer nights when you drifted off to sleep to this subtle drone of pure auditory bliss.
There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love air conditioners…
…and those who love air conditioners but won’t admit it.
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, constant, home appliances, low-pitched, medium-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, secluded. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
Sleepy Jet Cabin
Duration: 64 minutes 27 seconds, Size: 88.5 MB.
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A sad and terrible realization:
My entire life, such as it is, can indeed fit inside a Dassault Falcon 900.
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, constant, deep, low-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, room tones, secluded, space, vehicular. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
Empty Conference Room
Duration: 64 minutes 47 seconds, Size: 88.9 MB.
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Haiku:
Vacant meeting room
Air conditioner rumbles
Wallow in the breeze
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, best for sound masking, binaural, constant, deep, low-pitched, medium-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, room tones, secluded. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
Lavatory 3 AM
Duration: 62 minutes 59 seconds, Size: 86.5 MB.
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Ever notice how the soothing ambience of the A/C hum in public restrooms mitigates the pain of having gas, bloating and diarrhea?
And whenever I finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit… someone walks in.
Just as I’m about to ‘release the beast’, someone enters the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
In this MP3 it’s just you and the constant, completely soothing hum of the A/C and its resonance off the polished walls of an empty, dimly lit washroom at 3 AM. No people, no plumbing noise, no tomfoolery.
Dump this MP3 onto your MP3 player and carry it along whenever you’re having the trots.
Lavatory 3 AM is a non-looped white noise soundscape composed of an hour-long on-location digital stereo quasi-binaural field recording. This recording technique produces a three-dimensional audio image when listening with earphones or headphones. Bitrated encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for sleep, binaural, constant, low-pitched, medium-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, room tones, secluded. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
Intergalactic Cruiser
Duration: 66 minutes 29 seconds, Size: 91.3 MB.
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To the esteemed space traveler:
May you find the sleeping quarters of this Stellium Mark IV I.S.S. MF-4360 Supreme Intergalactic Starcruiser to be fair and satisfactory.
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Sleepy Brown Noise
Duration: 63 minutes 27 seconds, Size: 87.1 MB.
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Deep and bassy is how you like it. With increased low frequencies and decreased higher, this MP3 creates a sexcellent warm atmosphere for aid in dozing off.
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, best for sound masking, constant, deep, low-pitched, medium-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, processed, spacious, synth. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
Rattling Air Conditioner
Duration: 63 minutes 34 seconds, Size: 87.3 MB.
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For those of us that like our air conditioners with a little flavor:
Hint of Rattle™.
Delicious. Shake well before serving.
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Car AC High
Duration: 63 minutes 50 seconds, Size: 87.6 MB.
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Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom…
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, constant, medium-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, secluded, vehicular. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
Airbus Lavatory
Duration: 63 minutes 56 seconds, Size: 87.8 MB.
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A recording from the lavatory of an A380 airbus. The flight attendants were very nice — they never apprehended me for dozing off on the porcelain wonder.
This white noise MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for sleep, constant, medium-pitched, monotonous, no music, no people, room tones, secluded, vehicular. Link to recommended headphones for better listening.
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