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MP3s that sound like ‘air conditioner’

Sleepy Jet Interior

A sad and terrible realization:

My entire life, such as it is, can indeed fit inside a Dassault Falcon 900.

Duration: 64 minutes 27 seconds.
Size: 88.5 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for diarrhea, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, constant, deep, low-pitched, no music, no people, room tones, secluded, space

Air Conditioner Hum

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Ah, mankind’s greatest invention.

You love this sound. Love it like you love bacon, a deep, personal love that makes your bones feel good inside.

The soothing hum of the air conditioner – a sound I’m sure you’re familiar with – reminds you of those gentle summer nights when you drifted off to sleep to this subtle drone of pure awesome.

Duration: 65 minutes 15 seconds.
Size: 89.6 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for diarrhea, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, constant, home appliances, low-pitched, medium-pitched, no music, no people, secluded

Empty Conference Room

I know what you are thinking.

I bet you are thinking, “Where are people’s air conditioners? Why is there not a site that lets me keep track of their air conditioners online so that I always know where the nearest one is????”

And the answer is because I don’t have any venture capital.

Duration: 64 minutes 47 seconds.
Size: 88.9 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for diarrhea, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, binaural, constant, deep, low-pitched, medium-pitched, no music, no people, room tones, secluded

Lavatory 3 AM

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Ever notice how the soothing ambience of the A/C hum in public restrooms mitigates the pain of having gas, bloating and diarrhea?

And whenever I finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit… someone walks in.

Just as I’m about to ‘release the beast’, someone enters the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut! emot-argh.gif

In this MP3 it’s just you and the constant, completely soothing hum of the A/C and its resonance off the polished walls of an empty, dimly lit washroom at 3 AM. No people, no plumbing noise, no tomfoolery.

Dump this MP3 onto your MP3 player and carry it along whenever you’re having the trots.

Duration: 62 minutes 59 seconds.
Size: 86.5 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for diarrhea, best for sleep, binaural, constant, low-pitched, medium-pitched, no music, no people, room tones, secluded

Sleepy Brown Noise

Deep and bassy is how you like it. With increased low frequencies and decreased higher, this MP3 creates a sexcellent warm atmosphere for aid in dozing off.

Duration: 63 minutes 27 seconds.
Size: 87.1 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for concentration, best for diarrhea, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, constant, deep, low-pitched, medium-pitched, no music, no people, processed, spacious, synth

Intergalactic Cruiser

To the esteemed space traveler:

May you find the sleeping quarters of this Iteron Mark IV I.S.S. MF-4360BACONAUT Intergalactic Starcruiser to be fair and satisfactory.

Duration: 66 minutes 29 seconds.
Size: 91.3 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for concentration, best for lucid dreaming, best for sleep, chillax, constant, deep, ethereal, low-pitched, no music, no people, processed, secluded, space, synth

Rattling Air Conditioner

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For those of us that like our air conditioners with a little flavor:

Hint of Rattle™.

Delicious. Shake well before serving.

Duration: 63 minutes 34 seconds.
Size: 87.3 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, binaural, home appliances, medium-pitched, no music, no people, secluded

Car AC High

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   Our Low Price: $9.99

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Duration: 63 minutes 50 seconds.
Size: 87.6 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.

This MP3 sounds like: air conditioner, best for colicky babies, best for diarrhea, constant, medium-pitched, no music, no people, secluded





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