MP3s that sound like ‘room tones’
Sleepy Jet Interior

A sad and terrible realization:
My entire life, such as it is, can indeed fit inside a Dassault Falcon 900.
Duration: 64 minutes 27 seconds.
Size: 88.5 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.
Empty Conference Room

Vacant meeting room.
Air conditioner rumbles.
Wallow in the breeze.
Duration: 64 minutes 47 seconds.
Size: 88.9 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.
Lavatory 3 AM

Ever notice how the soothing ambience of the A/C hum in public restrooms mitigates the pain of having gas, bloating and diarrhea?
And whenever I finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit… someone walks in.
Just as I’m about to ‘release the beast’, someone enters the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut! 
In this MP3 it’s just you and the constant, completely soothing hum of the A/C and its resonance off the polished walls of an empty, dimly lit washroom at 3 AM. No people, no plumbing noise, no tomfoolery.
Dump this MP3 onto your MP3 player and carry it along whenever you’re having the trots.
Duration: 62 minutes 59 seconds.
Size: 86.5 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.
Sleepy Office Hallway

My husband just said “don’t eat paper!” who the hell is he to judge?
Duration: 65 minutes 32 seconds.
Size: 90.0 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.
Airbus Lavatory

A recording from the lavatory of an A380 airbus. The flight attendants were very nice — they never apprehended me for dozing off on the porcelain wonder.
Duration: 63 minutes 56 seconds.
Size: 87.8 MB.
Bitrate encoded at 192 kbps for finest audio reproduction.
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